Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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