? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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