I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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