You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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