I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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