i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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