hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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