Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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