spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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