i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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