Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
