Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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