I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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