we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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