The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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