just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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