I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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