Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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