I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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