Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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