You're my little dorito
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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