She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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