How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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