quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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