he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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