I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
