he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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