They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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