Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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