69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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