He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize