to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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