He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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