have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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