She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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