If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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