doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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