You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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