She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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