what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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