is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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