Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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