Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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