Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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