Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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