A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my sisters under your porch take her home
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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