you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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