at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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