Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
