When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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