So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you would pick up someone in the library
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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