so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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