it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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