he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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