It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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