I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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