Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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