I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
there is glitter all over my balls
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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