Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I intend to get homeless drunk
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
