Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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